Limericks

Limerick -1

There once was a mouse who would eat,

With never his hands but feet,

He had such awful manners,

The townsfolk made banners,

Saying, " Please take your meals down the street".

Limerick -2

Once there was a man called Manners,

Who used to sell spanners,

But each house he went, 

instead of selling spanners,

He used to teach people good manners.